looking through me

Category: 31 Days: Family

two are better than one

Everyone expected Grandma to have something up her sleeve.

We’d all eaten a piece of her hand-dipped chocolate-covered Ivory soap—though I’m the only one who swallowed—or climbed into a short-sheeted bed or had our pajama legs sewn shut.

But when Grandpa got in on the action that was a big deal.

I don’t know which of them had the idea, but I know Grandpa was the one drilling holes through closet walls to run the wires. He was probably the one setting the timer he’d rigged up to the tape deck and handling the technical aspects.

Perhaps it was only fair for him to do the lion’s share of the work since it was his cousin and his wife whom they jolted out of bed at two in the morning with the Hallelujah Chorus blaring from within the wall.

I’m not sure if Grandma and Grandpa laughed harder at hearing Chet spring out of bed to silence the noise or at Betty’s shock that he would dare try to turn off one of her favorite songs.

Their pranks weren’t always so elaborate, but spending the night at their house took on a new level of anticipation after we heard about that one.

 


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home alone

My parents decided we—in sixth grade, third grade and second grade—could stay home alone while they went to parent-teacher conferences.

We pulled out a salvaged wrapping paper tube. The perfect size to use as a bat. Home plate was by Dad’s chair at the table. The pitcher stood in the middle of the family room.

Then the impossible happened.

The thin cardboard tube connected perfectly with the soft, blue Nerf ball. It sailed through the dining room, arced through the family room beyond the fingertips of two fielders and then bent hard to the right through the door into the entryway. There it found the small shelf holding the tiny antique pelican. Colored glass shattered on the bricks below.

This was no ordinary trinket. Aunt Erna—Mom’s great uncle’s wife—gave it to Mom. Of all the pieces she passed down, it was the only pelican. Mom and Dad collected pelican figurines; and we broke their oldest one.

Tears streamed down our faces as we knelt and swept the fragments into the dustpan.

That’s where our parents found us. Mom assured us we hadn’t done anything wrong. We were allowed to play Nerf ball in the house. We’d done it before with no casualties. But we felt no better.

The middle child has always been the handiest of us. He pieced the biggest sections together and rotated the smaller slivers into place. He meticulously glued the pelican back together. We never did find the last piece of its beak. But the broken bird lived on in his room for years.

 


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